A Telegram Mini App

Watch everything.
Act on evidence.

Screens every perpetual on the venue, reads the tape and the chains, and tests what you believe against real history.

It will tell you when something proved nothing. That is most of the time.

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Opens in the app you already have. No install, no account, no password.

Three of its answersdrawn in the app's own format, with stand-in values — not a live scan

Morning brief07:00 local

Nothing was unusual overnight.

The largest move was BTC at +0.4%, which is bigger than only 34% of its own days.

Delivered silently. A quiet night gets no notification sound.

Screen0.7s

Oversold with volume — 3 of 120 symbols matched.

An example screen result, drawn in the app's format with stand-in values
SymbolRSI 14Vol / median
SOLUSDT243.1×
ARBUSDT272.4×
LINKUSDT292.2×

Three matches is a list, not a signal.

Receipta2f7c1…9b04

The claim did not hold.

Frozen on the 14:00 bar under Oversold with volume. Scored at four horizons.

1h
+0.3%
4h
−0.6%
24h
−1.9%
7d
pending

The hash was written before the outcome existed. Recompute it yourself.

  • 600 perpetualsthe whole Binance board, every 4h bar
  • the raw trade tapereassembled into orders, not candles
  • minute historyyears of it, what a backtest runs on
  • four horizonsevery frozen claim, scored later

What it does

Five things it does, and what each one will not tell you.

Each reads a different substrate, which is why they disagree. The third reads them together.

candlesevery 4h bar, 600 symbols

Screens

Twelve curated one-tap screens — oversold with volume, breaking out, funding extremes — each stating in plain words what it looks for.

For the question nobody thought of in advance, describe a screen in your own words: it is built from the scanner's own measurements and shown back to you as conditions in English before anything scans. Results read as a sentence.

The limit. When nothing matches, it names the condition that did the eliminating and offers the closest misses. It does not loosen the question to produce a result.

printsthe raw trade tape

Whale hunt

The one screen that reads raw prints rather than candles.

A candle showing 4,000 BTC of turnover looks identical whether that was one desk or forty thousand retail clicks. This reassembles the tape into orders and reports, per symbol, how much of the money arrived in the biggest ones and which way it leaned.

The limit. A lean is not a direction. Tap a row and it reads the tape backwards for an hour, four, or twelve, to say whether the lean persisted or was one print.

all of themone coin, read together

The Analyser

Every other screen points one question at six hundred symbols. This points everything at one symbol — where you go once something has caught your eye.

Three timeframes, where price sits in six months of its own range, every chart pattern currently formed, what the derivatives market is charging, which way the largest orders leaned in the last quarter hour, and six months of news the app archives for itself rather than buys. The read against Bitcoin sits above the price chart, because the most common way to be wrong about one coin is to look at its chart and not at Bitcoin's.

Six dimensions are counted into a balance rather than scored into a number, and funding counts contrarian: longs paying to stay long is a crowded position, not a confirmation. Below three readable dimensions it says so, rather than balancing two against nothing.

The limit. A model writes the closing reading, and every number in it is one this engine computed — anything else and the section is dropped rather than printed. It may say what is, and what would have to change for the reading to be wrong. It may not say what happens next.

minute historyyears of it, per symbol

The Lab

Build a strategy out of blocks — any of about 250 indicators, chart patterns and derived measures — into entry and exit rules that read as English sentences.

It is then backtested against real minute history. Or describe the strategy in one sentence and it is built for you to check and change.

The limit. What it had to assume is printed at the top, and nothing runs until you press the button. The report refuses to say it found an edge when the numbers do not clear the bar.

what happened nextfour horizons, scored

Receipts

Freeze any result as a prediction: this symbol, at this price, on this bar, under this screen, at this moment.

The claim is hashed on the spot and scored later against what actually happened, at four horizons including the unflattering ones. Optionally anchored on the TON blockchain.

The limit. The hash covers a claim that cannot contain its own outcome, so anyone holding the id can recompute it without trusting this server.

Today and the morning brief

One push a day, at an hour you pick, in your own local time, about your own watchlist. It reports what was unusual for that symbol — ranked against a year of that symbol's own daily moves — not what was large.

A 4% day on a coin that has one every week gets no sentence.

Callers

An opt-in leaderboard of people who agreed to be scored, ranked on the average forward move at one named horizon, direction-aware, net of costs. Every row shows when that caller last published, and opens onto the individual calls the average is made of.

Nobody is ranked under twenty scored calls, and until then no average is printed at all.

Alerts and sharing

Schedules with a real mute switch, the next run time, and each schedule's scored track record. Any scan, symbol, receipt or backtest becomes a card you can drop into a group chat.

The deep link opens the app on exactly that thing.

The limit is the product

Most of what looks like a signal proved nothing.

A kestrel hunts by hovering. It holds its head absolutely still over a huge field, for minutes, and drops only when it is certain. Kestrel watches about six hundred perpetuals continuously, and its most common honest answer is that this proved nothing.

The brief goes silent

On a night when nothing was unusual, it says so, arrives without a sound, and shows its working rather than filling the message.

The average is withheld

Under twenty scored calls, a caller is not ranked and no average is printed at all. A number from four calls is not a track record.

The backtest refuses

When the numbers do not clear the bar, the report will not say it found an edge. It says what it tested and where the test ran out.

Every other tool sells confidence. This one prints the limit on the claim.

Getting started

Three steps, none of which is a form.

  1. 1 Open the link in Telegram.It runs inside Telegram itself, so there is nothing to download. Your Telegram account is the login — there is no second one to create.
  2. 2 Pick your symbols and your hour.The brief arrives once a day at that hour, in your local time, about your watchlist.
  3. 3 Run a screen, or describe one.Twelve are ready. For anything else, write the question and check the conditions before it scans.
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Scan to open it on the phone you actually trade from. The link is the same one.

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Pricing

Free is a tier, not a trial.

Paid in Telegram Stars or TON. There is no card form because payment happens inside Telegram, and Telegram takes no revenue share.

Free

0 Stars

Forever. Not a countdown.

  • 3 screens
  • A watchlist of 10 symbols
  • The daily morning brief
  • Prediction receipts
  • The Lab: 4 blocks, 180 days of history, 5 backtests a day

The 180-day cap is not a lever. A window that short genuinely cannot validate a strategy, and a backtest on it should not be believed.

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Full history

Premium

200 Stars / month

≈ $3.98 a month. Or a 30-day pass at 250 Stars, about $4.98. Also payable in TON.

  • Every screen, plus your saved presets
  • The Analyser: one coin, read across every substrate at once
  • A watchlist of 200
  • Scan on demand, with no cache wait
  • Full scored track records, and the scoreboard with history
  • The Lab on the full history, with short entries, chart patterns and 40 saved strategies

The full history is the thing you are paying for. It is what makes a backtest mean anything.

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Questions

The ones worth asking first.

Is this financial advice?

No. It is measurement. It reports what happened and how unusual that was against a stated baseline, and it stops there. Nothing here is a recommendation to buy or sell anything, and no result should be treated as one.

Do you see my keys, my funds or my positions?

No. There is no exchange connection and no wallet custody. Kestrel reads public market data — candles, the tape, funding, the chains — and nothing of yours. There is no API key to paste because there is nowhere to paste it.

Where does the data come from?

Binance perpetuals — about six hundred of them, screened continuously. Whale hunt reads the raw prints rather than the candles. The Lab runs against real minute history.

What does it cost, and why are there no card fields?

Free forever at the tier above. Premium is 200 Telegram Stars a month (≈ $3.98), or a one-off 30-day pass at 250 Stars (≈ $4.98), also payable in TON. Payment happens in Telegram, and Telegram takes no revenue share — which is why there is no card form here.

Can I cancel, and can I get a refund?

Yes. Cancel the subscription in the app under Settings, or from Telegram's own Stars screen — cancelling stops the next charge and keeps the days already paid for. When it lapses the free tier is still there; the watchlist, the brief and the receipts do not disappear. For a refund, ask through /paysupport in the bot: if the answer is yes, the Stars go back to your Telegram balance and premium ends the same minute.

What happens on a day when nothing is unusual?

The brief says so, arrives silently, and shows its working — the largest move, and what fraction of that symbol's own days it beat. It does not manufacture a headline out of a quiet night.

Why can I not see a caller's average yet?

Because they have fewer than twenty scored calls. Until then they are not ranked and no average is printed at all. You can still open their individual calls and read them one by one.

Watch everything.
Act on evidence.

Free tier, no card. No exchange keys, no wallet, no read access to anything of yours.

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